Tomkins 

Usually a surname and not to be confused with other wannabe's Thomkins and the 'just pissed themselves' Tompkins, there's no 'p' here thank you.
We are a rarer breed, strong willed, loyal, Skillful, with youthful genes.

For friends and colleagues its acceptable to shorten Tomkins in Name terms but only to Tomo.

"Blimey that's some quality work there who done that ?"
That's Tomo's work.

Fuck me that Tomkins can juggle, look at her go !

Tomkins by Rockitm4n February 5, 2021

A'Tomkins 

A person who no matter what, Will NOT upgrade to a smart phone.

They can lose their present phone and still won't make the change like the rest of the world.
They feel no need for apps, and in some cases on some level don't even understand what an app is.

They will keep the polyphonic ringtones alive I guess.
This person would be better taping a camera to the back of their phone just to take photos.

S/he will be embarrassed enough not to leave owns phone out beside themselves. for fear of criticism.

If you buy this person a smart phone they will not use it, more like sell it or pass it on.
If this person loses this brick of a phone they will buy the same one thus continuing the phone of past crapness.

A'Tomkins people refuse to upgrade their phone no matter what.

A'tomkins on a date

A'Tomkins: picks out ringing phone from her pocket and answers it, ""hello?, hi yeah on my way, see ya then, bye"hangs up as she put phone back into pocket she looks to see date looking at her moving hand.
Date: "how old is your phone?"
A'Tomkins "I love this phone"
Date: looks on in wonder of how they still make these models of phones.

A'Tomkins by misschae88 June 16, 2013

nick tomkins 

Mad cunt.

Top Stunt Driver At Ridiculous44.

Nick Tomkins is just sex on legs.

nick tomkins by Jusdust April 21, 2018

Mr.Tomkins 

A stupid mean teacher that is a band teacher for middle school and elementary school. He is messed to everyone, even the teachers and students. Also a pedephile . We all hate him!

I quit band just because of Mr.Tomkins.

Mr.Tomkins by Your boi messed up October 26, 2018

louis tomlinson

louis tomlinson is straight up the bravest man, no the bravest person alive.

louis tomlinson deserves the world

louis tomlinson by i hate this world October 25, 2020

louis tomlinson

the SUN. the literal light of this world. the thing that lights up the sky every single morning. the man we would all commit arson for. the man who you can hardly understand. the man with insane cheekbones. the man who treats his fans like old friends, like he’s known them his whole life. the man who has NOT ONE skippable song. the man we all go silent for.

a stupid MAN: what the fvck is that ! ouch it’s hurting my eyes !!
me: oh my god THATS LOUIS TOMLINSON !! my king, you may now have my hand in marriage . i love you .

louis tomlinson by thatlarriebitch January 13, 2021

harry tomlinson 

harrys styles’ real name because he is married to louis tomlinson.

everyone knows that it’s harry tomlinson not louis styles

harry tomlinson by larrie678 October 17, 2020