4 definitions by Clever Satan

A post-coffee shitusually with a sense of urgency
Dude that cup of coffee I just had tasted like it was brewed with toilet water…I think I feel a Colombian landslide coming.
by Clever Satan February 13, 2023
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A large bodied, waddling idiot
I got stuck in line behind a group of dopey penguins at Walmart today.
by Clever Satan June 23, 2019
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A svelte body image that can only be achieved by chronic and ongoing heroin addiction.
"She's got a sick body."
"That meth-head chick? Na man...she's herothin. I'd still bang her though"
by Clever Satan January 31, 2019
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Teabagging someone in a way where your balls rest on their head and your dong hangs down between their eyes and on their nose, much like a Roman centurion helmet.
My wife and I were fighting last night, so I had to give her the ole Roman Centurion to let her know who the real gladiator is.
by Clever Satan March 11, 2022
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