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Flying Kiwi 

Flying - To move from one place to another
Kiwi - A New Zealander

A Flying Kiwi is a New Zealander away from home.

Ironic in that the Kiwi bird, native to New Zealand is a flightless bird.

Flying Kiwi's own all.
Damn, I wish I was as cool as that Flying Kiwi.
Flying Kiwi by Prof Flying Kiwi March 20, 2004
Related Words

Angry Kiwi 

Sex move, where the male squeezes an unshaven nut, preferably the right one, into the females anus. You will probably need alot of lube to pull that off. Once the testicle is inside the ass, the chick needs to squeeze down as hard as she can. When the nut emerges, it will be extremely swollen from the intra-anal pressure applied by the female. This combined with the shit covered hair, makes it look like a pissed off kiwi fruit.
Gentleman 1: Hey man, why are you walking so slow today?!

Gentleman 2: I gave the ole' lady the Angry Kiwi last night, and now my nut hurts like the dickens!

Gentleman 1: Good work my man!!!!

Real Kiwi Hours 

The time of day when you begin walking to your a place you spend a lot of time at on a normal basis. (i.e. School, Work, House, Coffee Shop, Restaurant, etc.)
“It’s a Real Kiwi Hours right now! I should’ve studied for that test!”

“My friends and I are going to Starbucks to eat. It’s Real Kiwi Hours.”
“I hate Real Kiwi Hours, especially since the traffic to work is terrible.
Real Kiwi Hours by tan_mai.ke January 31, 2018

Extreme Kiwi

(n) One who originates from New Zealand that tends to do some kick-ass activities
Extreme Kiwi- as seen on "WipeOut-"Big Balls" cliff-diving etc.
Extreme Kiwi by RyanOst February 18, 2009

Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen 

Open air strip club. Specifically for truckers, australians and people from south texas. Free breakfast + beer before 7am with every lap dance.
I got a hot-carl and some pancakes at Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen last night.

burnt kiwi 

Omg Steven don’t mess with Carla, she has a burnt kiwi.
burnt kiwi by Ehumpy June 15, 2018