turtle

A noun that describes a turd, shit, or any excrement that comes out of one's hole.

I set a herd of turles free into the ocean and my ass is killing me.

by D-Money August 06, 2003

Tonka Dump

Taking a big, fat, shit.

I'm gonna takea a Tonka dump after I eat.

by D-Money April 09, 2003

Good Looking

Short form of good looking out, meaning "thank you"

"Yo you gave ol' girl my number for real? Good lookin'."

by D-Money April 21, 2004

Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen

Open air strip club. Specifically for truckers, australians and people from south texas. Free breakfast + beer before 7am with every lap dance.

I got a hot-carl and some pancakes at Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen last night.

by D-money October 01, 2004

plud

A mellodic yell. (Many times from a musical or song.) Can also mean "shot in the shin" when used by Steve and Mildred.

Deborah Coltair pludded when Chewie left the seat up.

by D-Money November 30, 2005

Bomar Disease

A disease that 50% of women carry that has laid dormant for over 2,000 years. Just recently in 2004 the first transmission from women to male was documented. The disease gets into the males genital region creating a rash with purple spots that sometimes contain puss. The disease is very harmful and caution must be taken. Some cases have resulted in the penis "falling off" or a mental state where the male believes such has happened.

Sally, unknowingly, gave Brad Bomar Disease and now Brad's doctor says he needs surgery for his genitals.

by D-Money September 30, 2005

Eiffel Tower

Sexual move where one man puts his penis in a girls mouth and the other guy puts it in her butt.

Cliff and Casey like to Eiffel Tower the C-Store girl.

by D-Money January 22, 2005