Injectitintomyveins

Used to express excitement for taking the coronavirus vaccine

Nurse: You're next
Me: Yessss, injectitintomyveins

by TheHummingbird February 1, 2021

Direct Inject

A rude fart in which the culprit doesn't lean to allow the odor to escape, instead farts directly into a seat cushion as if impregnating the fibers with a foul time bomb.

Brian sat, exhaled, and direct injected in my new couch. Brian's a dick.

by cmgc January 1, 2014

Dutch Injection

When a person farts near the air intake of a CPAP machine, forcing the fart air through their nose. The CPAP version of a dutch oven.

Jesus man... I had really bad gas last night and I woke up choking after I gave myself a dutch injection.

by JupiterCries December 23, 2016

Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.

Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.

by Prodo123 March 7, 2010

infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.

I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

fun infertility

When someone has so many kids they can't support a fun
lifestyle for themselves.

Joe never gets a latte on coffee runs or goes to happy hour; he has fun infertility, he's got to pay child support on all 5 of those kids.

by floorfly November 15, 2010

Hot Beef Infection

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, and then the daddy fucks her, then the mommy gets a sexually transmitted disease.

"Why did James give me a hot beef infection?!"

by Gids Mcgee December 8, 2007