hammer handle 

a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl

Oh god... no more venison steaks. I just dropped a fuckin' hammer handle!

hammer handle by your mom September 8, 2003

Hammer and Iron 

A lesbian couple consisting of a larger, beefier woman labelled as the "hammer". She will be partnered by a more petit, slimmer women labelled as the iron.

Hammer, because she looks like she would be the one to do the DIY around the house. She could also probably pack a punch. Stereotyped by their short (or shaven) hair, butchness and work boots.

Iron, because she will be the one who does the housework (e.g. the ironing), whilst the hammer retiles the roof. She will probably be the more attractive woman in the relationship.

Anon 1: Went round to Sandra and Joans house yesterday. I tell you what Sandra's definately the hammer and Joan the iron, in that relationship.

Anon 2: How could you tell?

Anon 1: Sandra was wearing dungarees and Dr Martens fitting in an extention at the back of the house, whilst Joan washed the dishes.

Anon 2: Stereotypical Hammer and Iron relationship that.

Hammer and Iron by OndaLash July 24, 2011

Hammer of Thor 

Handshake in which two people raise their right arm, forming a fist with their hand and then hitting said arms against each other.

Using the Hammer of Thor, Adrien saluted his friend.

Hammer of Thor by HammerThorOf January 21, 2009

hammer head 

a derogatory term for a person of african decent and used in reference to their big, wide lips and the similarity thereto to the wide mouth base of the "Hammer Head Shark". Used by cops in ny/nj.

Yo, chase that hammer head.

hammer head by HowUDoin336 May 18, 2006

hammer jammered 

REALLY drunk. more than hammered.

I was at the bar last week and was so hammer jammered I don't even know WHAT I said to that guy. It was a guy right??

hammer jammered by tamtamcracker August 24, 2009

Hammer Dicking

Hammer Dicking
ˈhah-mur dik-eeng/
verb
1.
The act of back-flipping and simultaneously landing while inserting one's erect penis in another's mouth.

"Cat visited Jeff for a nice round of Hammer Dicking, but in the process was knocked unconscious."

Hammer Dicking by Lil Bandita November 25, 2016

[Hammer check] 

When a male grabs his crotch area to slightly adjust the family jewls, or to scratch them.

At my job we sell automobiles. Sometimes when it's slow we all just joke around and if somebody grabs their crotch you have to call them out on it and say hammer check.

Sharif was standing in front of me telling a story and all of the sudden he does an aggressive hammer check.

Yo sharif HAMMER CHECK

[Hammer check] by GSXR-600 May 28, 2017