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A person who you can trust and know they will be there for you through thick and thin.
Jewls is my mom. But not only that she is my best friend. And I am thankful I met you
Jewls by Ps. Ily May 21, 2016
Words you can keep
Jewls is a nickname for a girl of your dreams. You will normally call a girl jewls when her name is Julia but it can be used on any girl. Also if you call a girl jewls you will probably get access to her “jewls” and jerk it off at night. You will always call your girlfriend jewls for that same reason and your hoping that one day you and jewls will have a child. Jewls can also be use to confess to a girl your love for example if you keep calling a girl jewls and she dosent like it Maby she should take a hint that, that boy wants to get with you. So if a girl is special enough to call jewls she better want to stick with you forever
Hey Jewls you want to see my bed?
Jewls by Fizzy_262351 July 20, 2021
Jewls is a fake hoe who will lie straight to your face and will switch up on you in an instant. She doesnt care about anyone but herself and she’s insanely mentally ill.

If you ever meet a jewls, RUN
Person A: look its jewls
Person B: Shes hella weird dont talk to her
jewls by KrazyKinderEgg March 8, 2024
noun & adjective
The ultimate positive state, vibe, or quality; representing high value, clarity, and excellence. Used to describe something exceptionally good, genuine, or desirable.
"That new track is absolutely jewls."
"Leave that negative energy behind, we are only collecting jewls today."
Jewls by lifeindacloudz June 2, 2026

droppin jewls

When your ol' head talking to you about life, listen, he's been through it and experienced it--droppin jewls
droppin jewls by #BigDthe718Savage! February 4, 2014

Family Jewls 

Basicaly a blokes Bollocks, Handed down through the family, thas where it gets its name from
'Dude i just got kicked in the Family Jewls' '*Cringes*Ow that must of hurt'
Family Jewls by JBW April 20, 2006

Jewish by injection

(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.

"Have you met my new girlfriend?"

"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"

"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"

"Right on!"

Jewish by injection by JAP_ January 11, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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