Jewls is a nickname for a girl of your dreams. You will normally call a girl jewls when her name is Julia but it can be used on any girl. Also if you call a girl jewls you will probably get access to her “jewls” and jerk it off at night. You will always call your girlfriend jewls for that same reason and your hoping that one day you and jewls will have a child. Jewls can also be use to confess to a girl your love for example if you keep calling a girl jewls and she dosent like it Maby she should take a hint that, that boy wants to get with you. So if a girl is special enough to call jewls she better want to stick with you forever
Jewls is a fake hoe who will lie straight to your face and will switch up on you in an instant. She doesnt care about anyone but herself and she’s insanely mentally ill.
noun & adjective
The ultimate positive state, vibe, or quality; representing high value, clarity, and excellence. Used to describe something exceptionally good, genuine, or desirable.
"That new track is absolutely jewls."
"Leave that negative energy behind, we are only collecting jewls today."
(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*