Man I've been smoking too much meth, I've been riding my bike to burn the energy and I've got a bad case of "cycler's gooch", now my gooch is sore and bruised, I need to buy a softer seat that has a less phallic shape.
by sambo0414 June 18, 2014
Get the cycler's gooch mug.Used as an insult for any number of situations whereby it warrants that whatever is said is negated by a a directive that the other party would be better off if they were plucking the stank ass hairs out of your filthy gooch.
Teacher: Dan. Your scholastic performance is below par.
Dan: Pluck my gooch.
Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.
Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.
Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.
Driver2: Pluck my gooch.
Dan: Pluck my gooch.
Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.
Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.
Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.
Driver2: Pluck my gooch.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
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Dude, stop playin with your gooch.
I whacked it for 3 hours last night, and my gooch hurts like a bitch.
Dude, stop playin with your gooch.
I whacked it for 3 hours last night, and my gooch hurts like a bitch.
by Dirty Jew October 28, 2002
Get the gooch mug.When a ball is passed backwards through someones legs in sport. Commonly seen in American football and Rugby
by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007
Get the Gooch delivery mug.That guy's such a goach.
by Megaman1157 October 28, 2012
Get the goach mug.She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.
My gooch pooch is all sweaty.
My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
My gooch pooch is all sweaty.
My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Get the Gooch Pooch mug.Mash: dam gurl give me yo numba plz . or at least that p hat. EmmA: EW get that half inch gochu away from me! thats such a typical mash's gochu.
by TOUCH EMMA November 13, 2009
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