Caribbean Swamp Goggles

When someone sits on one's face in the nude and lets a wet one rip with one's nose halfway up their ass crack. Most commonly used as a method of revenge and most successfully practiced on those who are asleep.

That joke he made about my mom's orifices collectively seeing more traffic than the 401 was his biggest mistake. Tonight he's gonna wake up wearing a pair of Caribbean Swamp Goggles.

by Jackington the Third November 28, 2009

Mr. Goggins

A celsetial god/being of unkown origin. Was created before time itself under unknown circumstances, he is described as a handsome, tall black-bald feller. He was enemies with Steve but after the Jaydoni incident they teamed up to keep the other gods at bay from attacking Earth, especially from Entity 405, Mr. Goggins old succesor.

Mr. Goggins is hot.

by V0ID_0 April 27, 2022

Kettering Goggles

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.

Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."

by ketteringstudent October 22, 2010

Gogan

White trash / mountain people. Selfish, self centered, entitled, inbred, and/or stupid. Like the Gogans from Pete’s Dragon.

I love seeing all the gogans on the Jerry Springer show, it’s like going to a people zoo!

by Farmer McGreggor March 18, 2020

Bono goggles

Sunglasses which are similar in style and appearance to those worn by U2's Bono.

Tom: "What do you think of my new sunglasses?"
Jake: "Those are good Bono goggles!"

by EdwardPancu June 4, 2008

mommy goggles

The tendency for mothers to think that their children are good looking, when in fact they are not.

Mom: I bet the girls will be just queuing up to date my young Ralph.
Observer: Actually he's fugly, take off your mommy goggles and see for yourself.

by Pirate of the Crib October 6, 2009

Guatemalan GoGurt

The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.

Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"

Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."

by Chunky Knuckle January 9, 2011