Jeff Gordon

Getting a blow job from a hot chick while driving in a car.

Yea man, after winning a drag race in my Rice Rocket she gave me a Jeff Gordon all the way home, it was tight.

by Rick1 January 5, 2009

gordon keeble

big lump of a man made in the 1970's.

"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

Gordon Freedom Fighters

A once feared gang originating from the streets of Gordon in Sydney's upper north shore. A suburb unlike its neighbours, it featured public housing units and was in proximity to a major highway intersection, providing ease of access to Western Sydney and thus its culture, leading to many of its local youths emulating lower class, gangsterism prevalent in the West. The gang was primarily active in the first decade of the 21st century, and mainly engaged in small scale drug dealing, petty crime and street fights. Its members mainly loitered around Gordon Station, Gordon Recreation Grounds, and the infamous Gordon McDonald's and often robbed students arriving at the suburb after school. The gang slowly began to fade into the history books, after increased police crackdown on local juvenile delinquency and graffiti, only to be replaced by the KB gang, a similar organisation made up of youths of Killara High School. As of 2020, the gang is now renamed KL-27 (Killara Legion - 27) a gang associated with the notorious 27 gang, also known as "One Four" also known as "GW". Many of the younger generation "eshays" of Gordon are still found in the same spots.

Got rolled at Gordon maccas by the Gordon Freedom Fighters

by NS5Kartel August 23, 2020

Chloe Gordon

a girl who can't dance

Those girls at the party couldn't dance! They were such Chloe Gordons

by blondie000 July 3, 2011

Gordon Bennett

Originally used by Aristocratic satirists in the 17th century during stringent censorship to describe an act of parliament which was deemed truly unbelievable by free thinking liberalists

Parliament quoted on the housing and sanitary bill have passed the act of nobilty stating that only person's of nobile descent have rights to clean water and council grants. Reported by Gordon Bennet for the Daily Times

by Lauren Byjoves April 20, 2005

Gordon Monthly

A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rock and Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:
Shiny Uncle David
Aunti Church
D.R O.Besewoman
Cousin Green
Red Barron

SPECIAL OFFER- Have a portrait of Gordon in your Home for only $9.99

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Flash Gordon

The one and only Flash is faster than the speed of light.......

Rig:"Hey who keeps turning off the lights?"
STG:"I don't know?"
Rig:"That Flash"
STG:"Snigger...."

by Mr Flash January 27, 2005