Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.
"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"
by Grant_man February 12, 2009
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almost every woman knows how to pussy fish to one extent or another.
almost every woman knows how to pussy fish to one extent or another.
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Get the Asian Fishing mug.noun: a person who is from Flushing, Queens. May either dress like a tacky gangsta wannabe or a snotty teenage Aberzombie. Can be spotted traveling in packs, often engaging in loud, raucous behavior. Most likely attends or have attended Flushing High School.
"God, look at her name-plate belt, her lovehandles spilling out of her cheap skin-tight pants, and her nasty perm."
"Must be a Flushinghead."
"Must be a Flushinghead."
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Get the flushinghead mug.During the act of male urination, when one wears more than one pair of pants (jeans, pajama's, and briefs). The swimming motion the persons hand makes going via their zippers/fly's to find their penis.
by SnookiezInc June 21, 2009
Get the dick fishing mug.A fetish where someone is aroused by their (usually beloved) possessions being flushed down the toilet. Often also involves the possessions being pissed on, shit on, or used to wipe one's ass after shitting.
Tim: Remember what I said I was into?
Claire: Oh yes, I remember your flushing fetish. I'll be flushing your cute little stuffed animal you love so much down the toilet soon. I'll even poop on it if you want, then use your stupid posters for toilet paper.
Literally everybody else: Wtf?
Claire: Oh yes, I remember your flushing fetish. I'll be flushing your cute little stuffed animal you love so much down the toilet soon. I'll even poop on it if you want, then use your stupid posters for toilet paper.
Literally everybody else: Wtf?
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Guy 1: Dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I ended up crab fishing and now my balls have swelled twice their size.
Guy 1: Sweet
Guy 2: I ended up crab fishing and now my balls have swelled twice their size.
Guy 1: Sweet
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