can't even

The last words of a dying white girl.

Courtney is "literally dying" because she "can't even."

by LillieTheUnicorn April 18, 2014

Evette

hebrew name. popular in latin culture. variation of Eve. Evette is a beautiful girl with strong will and will be loyal to her family and friends. she is also athletic and healthy. it's a beautiful name and unique. for Evettes born under zodiac of fire element, those traits are especially accentuated. She is the first one a friend would go in a moment of crisis.

Evette is my friend with whom I can always depend on.

by theguru007 August 6, 2018

break even

Make neither profit nor loss

gonna sell my car, not expecting much from it...
but at least the deal should break even.

by Rj Derby March 21, 2009

Don't get mad, get even.

This is term most commonly used as a statement urging someone to get revenge. It is often used when one is feeling especially vengeful for this certain wrong.

Gandalf: Gimli just broke into my house and ate all of my cupcakes, you know, the ones with the little hearts.

Bilbo: Oh?

Gandalf: And he shaved my beard, i'm really mad.

Bilbo: Don't get mad, get even.

by SpandexMaster January 10, 2014

I ain't even mad

Seriously, I ain't.

Slug and Eyedea kick ridiculous freestyles and I ain't even mad.

by jesusjuicejones. October 14, 2009

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.

Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"

by el aficionado October 30, 2013

even a steer can try

Steers are castrated bulls. They sometimes try to sexually mount other cattle, even though they don't have what it takes to make anything happen. (This is much more a rural dictionary than urban dictionary item, because it only makes sense if you've actually seen it happen.)

You gave up? Man, don't you know that even a steer can try?

by westfalr August 5, 2009