Candy Suxxx

Porn star from PS2, PC & Xbox game Vice City, who works for seriously-going-downhill porn studios Interglobal Films. In one scene you nearly, oh so nearly see her humping. All you see is a head going up and down whilst she is moaning like in the cafe scene in When Harry Met Sally.

Candy: I'm sorry, but I don't think I can swallow this right now.

Director: Oh, come on, darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pitys sake! How can you not feel the part?

by Antony November 14, 2004

Arm Candy

An attractive partner, male or female, holding on to your arm while you're in public.

I saw my buddy walking down the street the other day with this gorgeous woman on his arm and thought to myself "Wow, that's some nice arm candy!"

by Free my Willie (thx KM) September 28, 2007

candy addict

A person who has a passion for candy, and craves it constantly. Often these people are bloggers or candy reviewers, but anyone can be a candy addict. Don't be fooled, stay above the influence of candy addicts.

"The candy addict had a collection of sweets tucked away in their car in case of emergencies"

"No wonder Steve got so fat, he's a total candy addict"

by Sue Pirnova June 17, 2008

Hand Candy

Sperm from masturbation is called hand candy. When a man/woman gives a hand job and produces "hand candy" from the penis head.

"Damn my girlfriend gave me excellent hand candy!"
"I got hand candy all over my pants."

by Jacques de O. November 25, 2009

Candy Asshole

When the anus is sugar coated to create surgary opening in the ass crack making rim jobs more delicious and sensational. Named after the famous soccer/football player Esteban Cambiasso due to the similarity in names.

I love anal, but the best is when your girl lets you give her a nice candy asshole.

by imnaughty134 November 16, 2011

douche candy

A derogatory term used to describe an ex boyfriend/girlfriend or ex husband/wife. Could also be used to describe someone who has done you wrong. Or just plain stupid people.

"Don't be such a douche candy!"

"He/she is a douche candy."

by Rachel Steinberg October 24, 2006

Topcoat Candy

The crappy candy you put on top of the bowl for trick-or-treaters on Halloween so the good candy is leftover.

Some of examples of topcoat candy are jellyfruits, pretzels, stale candy from previous holidays, generic "handmade" caramels.

by Pollo_Loco_27 November 3, 2009