Spammity Calamity!

A sudden plethora of spam attacking one's email box; a user on Gaia that lurks much and posts somewhat rarely.

A: I forgot to enable the filters on my inbox; therefore, spammity calamity has ensued.

B: Who the fuck is Spammity Calamity? I've never seen her on Gaia.

by Spammity Calamity! August 30, 2005

Calais

The name of one of the most georgous girls to ever exist. Is often very happy and funny. Fun to be around

Calais is very beautiful.

by MyMainBDaniD November 4, 2017

calamity james

englands number one goalkeeper

"ol' keegan's gonna enjoy 'im"
"who?"
"calamity james, oo ja fink!"
"england, england's number one, england's, number one"
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

by theWestHamfan January 14, 2004

calah

super fake and always talking about people behind their back, then goes around and acts like she’s their best friend. aka: thot

see her? she’s a calah... thot!

by Fake People December 9, 2017

calabar

1) A school in Jamaica that has been winning boys champs for a while
2) An utterly disgraceful school which is nothing without KC

1) This Calabar will regret being founded for KC is yet to rise.
2) KC will bring forth Calabar's awakening.

by Yiyara Thomas (Tt) May 15, 2018

caladari

To be a fucking pimpstress

To be a badass Rogue Archer

Jesus Christ, I wish I could be like Caladari.

One time I got fucking pwned by caladari, cause she's so god damn 3l33t

I bow to Caladari, the pimpstress rogue archer!

by Shaun October 20, 2004

calabash

A large gourd.

Mary,Mary, quite contrary, how does your calabash grow?

by TR87 January 1, 2014