blinder

n. A meal eaten after a hard night of drinking which results in confusion as to which meal it is. A combination of breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Hey bro you want to go get lunch?
Nah its my first meal today and its 3, I think we should get blinder

by TechJeffK March 30, 2008

NASCAR Blinders

People who have never been to a NASCAR race and think all their fans are drunk, mentally disabled inbred rednecks who only love NASCAR, professional wrestling, beer, country music and Dale Earnhardt Jr. They also think Nascar fans live in trailors and depend on welfare.

Their favorite phrase to say is "NASCAR sucks" because they're too blind and stupid to actually experience the sport in person.

Look at the facts:
Less than 10 full time drivers were born and raised in the south.
We race on ovals, Ds, a triangle, two road courses and a square. Where are the circles? THERE ARE NONE!
We race Chevrolets, Fords, Dodges and Toyotas.

We are not discriminatory against blacks, women, or Latinos. Look up Bill Lester, Danica Patrick and Juan Pablo Montoya.
Danica Patrick doesn't get all of our dicks hard. In fact, most NASCAR fans think she has no talent and she has the body of a pre-pubescent boy.

NASCAR cars can get up to 150 degrees. They have hardly any air conditioning, the drivers have to negotiate high speeds, they have to wear snowmobile suits, heavy duty gloves and a full faced helmet.

NASCAR Blinders: All NASCAR drivers do is go around in circles.
Guy2: If you think that way, let's go to the NASCAR race this weekend.

(guy1 realizes that NASCAR is more than cars driving in ovals. He finds out that the local economy gains millions of dollars for holding a race, he realizes that it is something a family can do together. He suddenly loves the speed and performance of the cars as they zoom by a 200 miles per hour. He finds out the guy sitting beside him is from Australia, they guy in front of him is from Riverside, California and the lady behind him is from Wisconsin. His opinion of the sport suddenly changes.)
Guy1: Thanks, man. That was awesome. I learned alot.

by The Litter Box August 29, 2011

Blunker

stragne fart, with a sound of monstrous proportions, to a regular fart. Usually a powerfull fart, exhaled slowly, sounds like a speedboat engine.

"omg u smell that shit?"
"yeah, was a right blunker that wannit"
"indeed"

by Christian October 1, 2003

blinkering

The action of having your blink on in your car.

I was blinkering, so I could get into the next lane on the freeway.

by Damien Stone May 14, 2011

Blinder

A girl that is so big that if you and a buddy are tag teaming her, you can't see each other.

"Look at that whale"

"No my friend, that there is a blinder"

by Pancho and Lefty September 4, 2015

Blickery

Noun - Anything blinky, shiny, sparkly, pretty, or interesting in a similar form or fashion. May also be used as a synonym for sick or bangin.

The ocean is very blickery from up here.
That girl has a blickery personality.
I heard that new theater was blickery.

by blickery August 6, 2008

Common Blanker

someone, usually female but can also be a male, who blanks you after they have broken up with you usually after saying they still want to be friends and all that crap.

She's such a common blanker. She broke up with me before Christmas and said she still wanted to be friends, but all she does is blank me! the bitch!

by lkh1423 January 24, 2009