Assmitized

The state of being completely hypnotized, mesmerized, or mentally distracted by a Bottom’s ass. Often leads to staring, stuttering, or acting out of pocket.

Bro was straight up assmitized the moment that Bottom walked past in those tight jeans.

by Thee king May 6, 2025

Assitude

The type of bratty behavior a thic baddie with a phat ass gets away with

Her- making random high maintenance requests

Me- in response... "You no ass-having, disagreeable bitch, you're WAY too skinny to be giving me all this assitude"

by SigmaSavage February 8, 2026

Assital

When someone has no ass at all

She/he has a case of assital

by Camdog38 May 26, 2025

Assital

When someone has no ass at all

She/he has a case of assital

by Camdog38 May 26, 2025

Asswipe

Someone who thinks they're gods gift to women just because they paid for expensive lap dances. Literally means they're just some strippers toilet paper, but they think they're hot shit.

"John just got back from the stripclub, he's such an asswipe."

by shamanicPryde August 19, 2025

Asswig

An earwig found in the anus.

“Bobby has contagion Asswigs!”

by Arzonatic September 16, 2025

Genuine assbitch

Often imitated, never improved. This one will not run from fights.

That's a genuine assbitch over there.

by bushlight January 30, 2018