earwig

A chef descended from the gods, and a impeccable darts player. To become earwig one must cook salmon and peas to Theresa Mays’ standard. Only then can you become earwig!

I want to become earwig one day

by SeesItDoesItTalent February 06, 2019

earwigging

Eavesdropping.

I believe I first heard this in a Goon Show (british radio comedy from the '50's)

Oi! Quit earwigging on my conversation!

by theKiwi July 08, 2005

earwiging

To listen in on a coversation that isnt yours, being a nosey cunt really.

he was earwiging on our coversation on toms 'clap'

by Brownett July 08, 2005

EarWig

Someone who Can't hear a word you're saying; Typically someone who says "Huh" Many times.

David- "Vanessa you want to go to the mall?
Vanessa- "Huh?"

David- "You fucking earwig

by Big daddy jamal January 21, 2020

earwigging

* Influencing someone by tirelessly talking to them
* Talking someone into something
* Functioning as a whisperer/secret counselor

He's been earwigging me to break up with her, insisting she's a slut.

by mersiren December 17, 2005

Earwig

A derogatory term towards black people. Largely used in the 1970's as a way to equate black people to the earwig bug which are known for being in gross and nasty areas as well as an unwanted pest. The term resurfaced in the early 2000's quickly dying down, but is now, in 2021 being used by conservatives as a way to shut down black voices. The term is also used to mock black Woman for having wigs.

The Earwigs are on tv again, what a shame.

by versions hype house January 13, 2021

earwigging

-Irish slang: when a man puts his toe in his girlfriend's ear.

-an act of foreplay

I was earwigging my girlfriend during foreplay but she just wanted to cut straight to the other stuff.

by JNis March 14, 2010