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EarWig

Someone who Can't hear a word you're saying; Typically someone who says "Huh" Many times.
David- "Vanessa you want to go to the mall?
Vanessa- "Huh?"

David- "You fucking earwig
by Big daddy jamal January 20, 2020
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Earwig

A derogatory term towards black people. Largely used in the 1970's as a way to equate black people to the earwig bug which are known for being in gross and nasty areas as well as an unwanted pest. The term resurfaced in the early 2000's quickly dying down, but is now, in 2021 being used by conservatives as a way to shut down black voices. The term is also used to mock black Woman for having wigs.
The Earwigs are on tv again, what a shame.
by versions hype house January 12, 2021
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earwig

A chef descended from the gods, and a impeccable darts player. To become earwig one must cook salmon and peas to Theresa Mays’ standard. Only then can you become earwig!
I want to become earwig one day
by SeesItDoesItTalent February 6, 2019
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Viking Earwig

The act of farting in or around a person's ear while said person is yawning, causing floating particles of fecal matter to enter the ear canal and travel through to the sinus cavity.
I'm taking this course of antibiotics because Erik gave me a nasty Viking Earwig.
by Milla Mills September 26, 2012
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mexican earwig

While having sex with a girl, you stick a finger in her asshole/poopshoot/brown eye etc.

The important part is getting a little bit of poopie on your finger tip.

Now, as if you were to perform a "Dirty Sanchez" (spreading the shit on her lip/nose) you stick your shit covered finger in her ear.

Proceed to yell "HOLY FUCK ITS A MEXICAN EARWIG!!!"
I guess that bitch doesnt like the mexican earwig...
by A_Dub June 11, 2006
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Stumbling Earwig

An unfortunate nickname for any male who smokes cannabis and has his hair grown below the ears.
Guy 1: Yas we're going to Konnor's today! :D
Guy 2: What a stumbling earwig.
by OGstains September 11, 2011
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Irish-Earwig

VERB. When one is manually pleasuring herself, removes finger and sticks it in her partners ear. This is non-gender specific Male can do this to Female. Another form of the 'wet-willy'
I gave my girl the old Irish-Earwig.
by Magik01 February 10, 2007
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