Definitions by shamanicPryde

Asswipe 

Someone who thinks they're gods gift to women just because they paid for expensive lap dances. Literally means they're just some strippers toilet paper, but they think they're hot shit.

"John just got back from the stripclub, he's such an asswipe."

Asswipe by shamanicPryde August 19, 2025

Jeezaloo 

Combination of the cusswords JESUS and LUCIFER. When your inner true neutral is pissed off at both sides.

Jeezaloo, did you see the clusterfuck at the abortion clinic?

Jeezaloo by shamanicPryde November 10, 2021