Shock of life 

When your eating a girl from behind and you slide your tongue through her taint are and around her butthole giving her a surprise otherwise known as the shock of life

Tyler was eating out Sara and decided to give her the shock of life

Shock of life by Moose51 July 7, 2021

friendzone for life 

n.

The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.

The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.

My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.

friendzone for life by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021

LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao 

LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao is a game that was released in late 2021 and is the sequel to the popular game LSC: Real Life. The game is extremely popular in LSC. The game talks about the invasion of the creature called Wang Lao and its virus, WangLao-21. The player has to find a way to defeat Wang Lao and his minions, who are people infected with WangLao-21. It is possibly a reference to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic and warns players about staying safe. The game also includes several pandemic items such as Gay Mask, Gay Syringe and Gay Gay. The game is more story-based than its predecessor, LSC: Real Life but is way longer and harder to play because of the introduction of characters like Luk and Schovengers, as well as infected versions of every single boss, NPC and character.

Chan: I beat LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao! I'm such a chad!

Ho: No you're not. You're Chan, not Chad.
Chad: But I beat the game.
Lai: cap

LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao by skeps_fuckery November 3, 2021

Fortnite is my life

You’re 5

Kid: FORTNITE IS MY LIFE
Person: Does your mum know your here?

Fortnite is my life by Jakenator November 5, 2021

Three Quarter Life Crisis

The beginning is usually occurring in males in their early to mid thirties, it typically entails the subject going into a more juvenile state of mind thirties that includes excessive partying, excessive eating, promiscuous sex, chain smoking, every night binge drinking and drugging. This differs from a mid life crisis in the sense that the very activities of a 3/4 life crisis will eventually bring about your demise. Usually triggered by life changes.

“My ex wife told me she thought that I started having a three quarter life crisis at the age of 35.”

“I told her I’m shocked that she thinks I’m going to live to be 44!”

Three Quarter Life Crisis by Dunkin_Johnson December 19, 2021

15 to life 

When an offender is sentenced to serve a term of 15 years to life.

“Yeah, Walter got sentenced to 15 to life while covering for Jesse.”
“Damn, I woulda let Jesse go.”

15 to life by digbick41 June 19, 2023

Swear on the dog's life 

A phrase used to easily coerce a confession from a guilty child.

"Timmy, did you break the vase?"
"No."
"Do you swear on the dog's life?"
"I broke the vase."

Swear on the dog's life by GoYouOneMore November 29, 2012