rule of ones

A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all. From Homestarrunner

That six pack has been in your car all day. Don't you understand the rule of ones man? Don't drink that shit.

rule of ones by dr o z January 11, 2005

runescape 

Very very addicting game. It requires alot of self control not to be addicted. You can easily waste many hours playing this game and not know it. The game itself has poor graphics but gameplay is strangly addicting. You can play it free, but if you pay for it you get much more benefits for the game.

I give runescape 8/10
crappy graphics but hella fun

runescape by potato11 April 15, 2008

Rule 140 

Rule 140: Nobody reads Twitter feeds.

Hipster: Hey, my dog’s stuffed pet’s ear has a Twitter feed!
Other people: Rule 140! Nobody cares!

Rule 140 by BAReF00t January 22, 2010

Rule 592

When citing an internet rule to someone unfamiliar with the internet, a correct number is unnecessary.

Male 1: So I was watching this anime-

Male 2: Dude, Rule 34.

Male 1: Huh? Wasn't that the one with the porn?

Male 2: Pff, Rule 592.

Rule 592 by Schlockthropus July 10, 2011

Rule 34 

A rule stating that if a thing exists, there is pornography of that thing.

In other words, Proof that your childhood is not sacred.

"Rule 34: if it exists, there is porn of it"

Cases in point:

Super Hornio Bros
SpongeKnob SquareNuts
E3 The Extra Testicle
The Da Vinci Load
Forrest Hump
Hairy Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Eternal Cumshine of the Topless Mind (okay I just made that one up but you get the idea)

Rule 34 by heyitscarly28 July 8, 2015

Sock Rule 

If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it. But if the socks are comfortable, (fluffy, just nice feeling to the feet) then it automatically cancels out the rule.

The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.

Sock Rule by Man of Coochie March 3, 2022

Rule 10

Any person that one thinks is interested in them, is not.

"Hmmm, I think she likes me. Oh, Rule 10..."

Rule 10 by bugmore November 22, 2013