shit canoe

A chili dog: wiener smothered in meaty chili.

Tony ate 3 shit canoes and needed a diaper for the ride home.

by Aces_high July 7, 2012

shit snapper

A person who consistently snapchats their friends whilst taking a shit. These people use the best kind of humor to make their friends laugh, or be disgusted, both leading to comedy and amusement for both the recipient and receiver of the alleged snapchat.

Matt: “Did you just get Mike’s snapchapt lol?”
Mike C: “Yea lol he might actually be a bigger shit snapper than me!”

by Paceyourself February 7, 2014

Shit Squad

When three or more people take a shit at the same time in a public bathroom.

The three men entered the bathroom stalls at the same time, forming a Shit Squad.

by TheFiend138 December 4, 2014

shit-talking mushroom

A very rude mushroom.

That shit-talking mushroom was so rude!!!

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

Shit Sandwich

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man

by Hugh G Rection November 2, 2005

shit fountain

when poop is dipersed out of your rectum at an alarming pace, much like a fountain

i got so sick, i was a shit fountain

by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 6, 2003

Shit Beast

n. a girl who not only loves it in the ass, but wants it messy too. You can recognise a shit beast simply from the gut instinct that you get when you look at her.

Fergie from the Black eyed Peas is a fucking shit beast dude.

by TheChief April 6, 2006