eating the sausage

The act of biting off one's penis.

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.

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Eatzheimer's

When you eat, but can't remember what you had or when a few hours later.

Geoff: Man, I'm kinda hungry. You wanna get some pizza?
Andy: Dude, we just had pizza two hours ago. Do you have Eatzheimer's or something?

Eatzheimer's by wireisdead September 22, 2016

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When you accept getting roasted by a friend or enemy; getting dissed hard

Jeff was really eating fire when he listened to Jermey's diss track on him.

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The act of consuming large quantities of pubic hair.

Josh: Let's try eatin fuzz!
Brittany: No that's fucking nasty!

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To be poor, broke, or to lose a lot of money

I'm stuck in a dead-end job, but I don't want to be eatin' beans forever!

If we don't make our money back on this deal, we'll all be eatin' beans!

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The act of eating out a pussy after giving the girl a creampie

After I’m done with my girl I eat her out like I’m eating an oreo

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Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

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