budgie under the carpet

Used to describe the bulge of a mans crotch when penis is erect. See: trouser tent

Origin comes from the old joke of laying new carpet and then finding the budgie missing and a lump under the carpet.

Hey look! Neville's got a budgie under the carpet.

by Elijah S April 14, 2004

bear cubs fighting under a blanket

When woman has an ass so fine it looks like two small bear cubs fighting under a blanket when she walks.

"Damn, That girls ass in those jeans looks like two bear cubs fighting under a blanket."

by 99z28mark April 4, 2009

undefendagainstable

Something that cannot be defended against. Usually used in reference to sports.

"Mario Lemiuex was a great player, but in his prime, Gretzky was undefendagainstable!"

by jpnbaseball25 December 10, 2008

Under Luggage

Ball Sack; Scrotum; Male Genitalia

"Dude, your shorts are really tight, i can totally see your under luggage!"

"My under luggage is fragile, please handle w/ care!"

"Excuse me sir, its one carry one item per traveller, you're going to have to store your under luggage at the gate"

by Samsoniter March 19, 2010

undemonize

1. To put an end to demonization, demon possession or demonic influence
2. To undo the effect of something that has been demonized
3. To put an end to evil acts

The preacher will undemonize the neighborhood if more people return to God.

by timlight August 8, 2009

Under Armour Mom

An Under Armour Mom is a woman between the age of 25 and 50 (there have been sightings of UAM's up to 65 years old, however) who has children, is currently married or divorced, and thinks she is an athlete. She attends yoga class every now and then, she might even go for a quick jog with her baby in the stroller, or participate in a triathlon "for the challenge" (rides a mountain bike with aero bars, doesn't really know how to swim). Due to her active and healthy lifestyle which makes her better than everyone else, she requires that her clothing express her passion for moderate exercise to her peers. She will regularly spend hundreds of dollars on Under Armour clothing and wears it on a regular basis even when not "training". T-Shirts that say "ATHLETE" on them, or "TRAIN HARD" or "PROTECT THIS HOUSE" are slogans of choice. When it's cold outside, she needs some "Coldgear". When it's hot outside, she seems some "Heatgear". The performance enhancing microfibers help her perform better, whether it be kicking the soccer ball around with her family, or picking up a pizza in her gigantic SUV.

She is a poser.

Some guy: Wow look at all that Under Armour gear that lady just bought, she must be preparing for some serious athletic training in the near future.

Another guy: Yeah, she's so cool. I wish I was an athlete just like her.

Under Armour Mom: *puts on earbuds playing Journey's greatest hits and power walks in the mall*

by The Crab Rangoon September 13, 2011

under the jail

Life imprisonment, either in response to an egregious criminal act or outlandishly antisocial behavior.

Especially used with "up" (up under the jail) or "to bury".

1. They needed to put Michael Vick up under the jail for what he did!

2. I hope she gets buried under the jail for the way she treated her kids!

by pringram July 25, 2011