1) To have the confused look Tucker Carlson has on his television show, that he practices at home by having
random strangers engage in sex with his
wife while asking them strawman questions to see if it affects their performance.
2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your
face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
1) "By the time I got through explaining what was wrong with his
car,
Jim looked like Tucker Carlson trying to understand cunilingus."
2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the
stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."