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Tucker Scrimshaw 

Beautiful,rough anal porn performed by 2 jewish midgets in front of a live bear on top of the Alberta mountains
Me: this is some beautiful Tucker scrimshaw isnt it
Friend: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOW ME THIS

Tucker Files 

Critical evidence someone claims to have, but that they won't make public. Synonym: Giuliani Files.
The prosecutor said he had absolute proof the defendant was guilty, but the Court would have to take his word for it because it was all Tucker Files.
Tucker Files by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020

Tucker’ed

Being in a situation that seems impossible, saying fuck it, attempting the situation, and succeeding.
I can’t believe I just knocked that guy out with one punch

Hell ye, you definitely Tucker’ed that.
Tucker’ed by CI87 January 14, 2021

Tucker Cucking 

1) To have the confused look Tucker Carlson has on his television show, that he practices at home by having random strangers engage in sex with his wife while asking them strawman questions to see if it affects their performance.

2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
1) "By the time I got through explaining what was wrong with his car, Jim looked like Tucker Carlson trying to understand cunilingus."

2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
Tucker Cucking by FredMaudibCNN March 27, 2021

Tucker Fucker 

Someone who fucks a Conservative Cis Hetero White man also known as Tucker
Omg I'm glad I cut ties with Jenny she's such a Tucker Fucker now.
Tucker Fucker by TheGayOreo September 19, 2021

Tucker size

I’m low on chew so only take a tucker size
Tucker size by Cart boss 2.0 October 8, 2021