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Tuckerbag 

A girl with a good body but a rather unfortunate face that must be covered with a brown paper bag in order to successfully engage in coitus. In reference to the now defunct Australian supermarket chain 'Tuckerbag' whose mascot was an animated brown paper bag.
So are you going to fuck her?

I would but she's a bit of a Tuckerbag
Tuckerbag by Dirtysanchez4urmum December 10, 2017

tuckerbag 

A woman with an attractive body, but an unattractive face.
That woman is such a tuckerbag.
tuckerbag by Mr. Blake December 20, 2006

john tuckering 

When a guy/girl is flirting/dating with more than one guy/girl. usually cheating.
when i found out my boyfriend was john tuckering, i dumped his sorry butt.
john tuckering by shelbi June 7, 2007

tuckering 

The act of a man putting his penis between his legs to create the mangina. Except for extreme cases, tuckering is absolutely prohibited on a normal basis. Tuckering is usually only permitted in times of dire need, such as when a butch or sheman is coming on to you in a bar/club.
Buffalo Bill enjoyed tuckering his penis in "The Silence of the Lambs."
tuckering by Ross Sargent December 11, 2005
1. To shoot a stranger in the buttocks for no reason
2. To shoot somebody from behind (esp. in White River Junction, VT)
(-ed)

1. To be shot by a stranger randomly
2. To be shot from behind, particularly in the buttocks
"If that kid doesn't step off, I'm gonna tuckerbox that fool!"

"I've gotta go downtown tonight, sure hope I don't get tuckerboxed!"
tuckerbox by Pojojuniper October 30, 2012

tuckermax drunk

the highest order of drunken shannigans, above nardofied and zimmerfied, u know when a zimmerfied, person tells u do calm down, then ur tuckermax drunk
i just lost all my earthly positions last night to gamblor, ill never get tuckermax drunk AGAIN!
tuckermax drunk by cool guy October 8, 2004