stocking

Verb; the heinous act of forcefully positioning geriatric females in a prone arrangement over the armrest of your couch for the sadistic but sexually driven act of elder sodomy.

Matt: So dude, I heard that your Nanna Hobbs is coming over sunday...
Dustin: Yeah bro, its my birthday!
Matt: I'ma be stocking that musty claptrap fo sho!

by Cornielus Assfuck February 1, 2008

Stroking the White Cat on the Inside

No one quite knows exactly what this means, but one can take a guess:
1. A form of female masturbation
2. Pleasuring an albino kitten
3. Conjuring images of someone as a woman who is stroking a white cat
4. Making love to a white african tiger
5. What happens when you eat too much Mexican Chili's

Hey guys, guess what? I'm stroking the white cat on the inside right now!

by america!fuckyeah! August 15, 2009

Sporking

when a couple is spooning(laying to one side) and begin to have sex, still on their side. Spooning leads to forking thus sporking

dude i got lad last night!, we were spooning and without even moving we began forking, what began as spooning turned into sporking!

by Bam-9 August 25, 2010

sporking

just like spooning. the only difference is that the male subject is behind the female subject and the couple are engaged in sexual intercourse.

I was sporking last night

by scozz1 April 29, 2009

Sporking

When you start off cuddling and spooning and end up having sex

Tina asked to be spooned but when Bill got a hard on, they ended up sporking instead.

by FtMyersArtist August 8, 2009

rocking my stockings

as opposed to ROCKS MY SOCKS...its gone so mainstream i found an alternative. thank me later.

"OH SANTA OH SANTA, KEEP ROCKING THOSE STOCKINGS DADDY ROCK IT"

or in better terms..

"that is rocking my stockings"

or

.....

by helene* May 28, 2005

sporking

the act of inserting combination fork/spoons (sprongs upright) into lawn of any form. When applied with much skill and large supplies of sporks, can be made very effective and is much loved by its victims.

Spork Agent 99: we are equipped with 2000 sporks and are ready for some serious sporking action.

by laura aka spork agent 99 November 10, 2005