squiffy

Something imagined or not real

"I saw a unicorn last night"
"Really? Sounds a bit squiffy to me"

by Prof. Jack Package January 23, 2009

squir

A person that loves to fuck squirrels.
Homosexual.....

Squir would be a good name for Mathew Ambler

by T.M. March 31, 2003

chocolate squirl

When a women sits on a man's lap and engages in covering the testicles with fecies.

Charlene approached me with a swagger, sat on my naked lap and began to cover my nuts with her warm butt love. When she finished she turned and I announced "That's the best damn chocolate squirl I have ever had".

by Pepe Jovi March 21, 2008

squircle

a mythical shape resebling both a square and a circle. Much like the mythical unicorn of the animal kingdom. A squircle has never been seen and all drawings are only
invalid interpretations.

will is so non-squircular...he should fuck off and stop using this word

by dave July 3, 2003

squirbage

Squirbage is the definition of cool. It can be used as a positive or negative adjective. It's uses are almost limitless.

That Lamborghini is total squirbage. (positive)

Bruce Willis is so squirbage! (positive)

You really squirbed out in that tennis game bro. (negative)

by squirbage May 21, 2009

squirmish

A mispronunciation of skirmish .

Discussing the situation in Libya with Fox News`s Greta Van Susteren, foreign policy expert and noted wordsmith Sarah Palin said, `I haven`t heard the president state that we`re at war. That`s why I too am not knowing -- do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?`

by notmelbrooks April 18, 2011

Squidfisting

It's when a guy takes a freshly dead squid in his hand in a fist, and then he shoves his fist, while clenching the squishy squid, up a girl's twat.

Oh, man, did you hear that Faith Hill got squidfisted by Tom Cruise? They ate sushi afterwards. Some serious squidfisting!

by drpony September 11, 2012