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slurfen

Slurfen is a dutch translation for kissing in a dirty, sticky way.

When you see someone at a party and you immediately kiss him/her, it's called slurfen.
bae: "That guy is constantly looking at you."
you: "Yeah, I just slurfed him."
bae: "eww, slurfen is so dirty."
by elverel October 17, 2014
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slurily

The manner of speech utilized once you've drank to the point of feeling like everything you say is so profound that it needs to be said loudly, but is unintentionally slurred.
"After downing eight jeager-bombs, the frat guy in the salmon colored polo with the popped collar slurily proclaimed, "CHAAAAAAD! CHAD! I fucking ....you're liiiike, immma say thissss, I fuckin' love you man!!!"
by Bornslacker June 5, 2014
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slurp face

Slurp Face: n,

defined as the face made while simultaneously emitting a slurping sound, or some such face. Characterized by a withdrawn lower jaw and vacant stare.
Girl that creep in the corner been givin you slurp face

SLURP FACE CONFIRMED

See: the look derp face
by pimperfection December 9, 2015
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Slurp and Chirp Belly Shot

The act of a woman giving a man oral sex until he cums in her mouth at which point she spits it onto his stomach and then she sucks it up again and swallows it like a belly shot.
Clara laid me down on my back and blew me until I unloaded in her mouth. Instead of swallowing she spit it all over my stomach. Disappointment was starting to set in when she completely redeemed herself and sucked it all up off my belly . She told me its the "Slurp and Chirp Belly shot".
by Chukarhunter September 7, 2016
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shlurp the brodie

Suck ya homies dick.
No homo though
I’m down to shlurp the Brodie real good.
by Holy cunt October 1, 2017
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slurker

A person who walks around creepy, either looming around for prey, or just looking like he is untrustworthy
Look at that slurker, i do not trust him/her I'd better hide my daughter or dog, before something happens
by Tilldogarano November 9, 2017
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shlurp my shmeat

What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus
"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"
by tekritin February 7, 2018
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