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Planking Spanking

This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.

Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".

It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.

There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):

Farting near them

Blowing an air horn

Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"

For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
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speaking in tongues

typing (or texting) gibberish. Comes from typing in frustration, hitting the keyboard, or accidentally leaning on it. A posting or sent mail or text shows up indecipherable.
Looks like Megan is speaking in tongues again. I checked her last facebook post. 3am, nothing but garbage. Must have fallen asleep on the keyboard. Drunk. Again.
by ChuckChaser69 April 18, 2010
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speaking Belgian

To belch a lot and/or to speak while belching.
Scotty Evil is great at speaking Belgian. Last week, he read Genesis Chapter One while speaking Belgian.
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Ear Spanking

An ear spanking is what happens when someone is nagging or talking to much to the other people who are forced to listen.
1. Monica gave her husband a real ear spanking for coming home late last night.
2. Don't ask Monica what's up , unless you want an ear spanking!
by Mihighness September 8, 2005
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Snaking

Snaking is when...

A male or female talks shit behind ones back for the purpose of upping themselves for their own personal gain
Kassia: Jay told me that you like me

Andrew: omg he is such a fucking snaking bastard. I will murder his parents and send his ass back to Pakistan. I’m finna throw his ass across the room like fr fr... anyways can you send me a picture of ur toes ppls thx xoxoxo ;0
by Cuckcity123 love me pls lol xD December 27, 2017
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spiking

to lie to; to fool; to "pull your leg"
your the kind of girl that i can take a likin to..PSYCHE, im spiking you.
by mastershake103 December 12, 2012
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Spiking

This is when you engage in any adventurous activity exclusively outdoors, in most cases hiking, and you spark during the expedition.
1. "Ay Darnell you trying to go hiking on that trail today?"

"Fuck that son let's go spiking. You bring the socket i'll bring the kush."

2. "Hey Sun-Choo, you wanna go hike the ridge trail at the Sourlands? It's supposed to be nice out."

"I'm only down if we go spike the Sourlands."

"Deal."
by Gavin Mazzaglia March 4, 2013
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