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Belching 

When you are giving it to a girl in the ass, you come out and ejaculate on her anus. You then procede to take a straw and suck out the semen.
when jimmy was getting it on in sally's ass, he suddenly turned gay and stated belching her.
Belching by Askmeaboutmywiener1337 January 13, 2009
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belching beaver

No-one got any sleep that night at the sorority house, thanks to Ashley and her Belching Beaver.
belching beaver by Spanky G April 24, 2020

Belching practice 

Trying to be stupid while talking to an evil clown hooker with multicolored hair and a white and purple outfit. This works better if you’re voiced by Keith Silverstein and if you’re a big red troll with an Afro and a caveman costume. (Surprise surprise, he’s also voiced by Keith Silverstein)
What do you want, Rascal? I was right in the middle of belching practice! This better be good!
— The Big Red Troll Bitch

belching walrus 

After a guy blows a wad in a chicks mouth, he puts two fingers over the center of her lips and punches her in the stomach, which causes the jizz to run out of the sides of her mouth and look like walrus tusks.
I did the belching walrus to Suzy last night, she was pissed.
belching walrus by tttttttttt2121 November 23, 2009

Belching Gods 

The bleching gods of destruction that will reap the world from which it sows. With a trusty Canada Dry with Michael's in the left hand and Andre's in the right. Only true warriors of the Red Rum could stand against them. Dennis and Pierre to two Red Rum demons incapable of defeat challenged such gods. To their surprise Andre was dealt with quite easily, but Michael used their own technique against them. 2 against one, Dennis and Pierre believed they had the fight in the bag. After a long a battle, Michael was on his last leg, one last Red Rum till his defeat. But right before the last blow, a long silence was found within the battle field. 7 words were utter from Michael's mouth telepathically reaching Andre, boosting his surge. Andre rose with Michael to the top of the arena and yelled out, "You know I had to double it". Andre's power when then doubled, Dennis and Pierre stood no chance, they must make their retreat immediately. But before they finished with their CC, they screamed "HIRE ME...PLEASEEEEEEE". Destroying the arena and vanquishing our Red Rum demons.
The Belching Gods used their CC to blow the civilians away.
Belching Gods by Yomamanikka January 31, 2023

cum belching trailer trash 

(noun) 1. An insult - Usually a female who is thought of as someone who sluts-around. 2. An expansion of the insult "trailer trash" taking the term to a level that encompasses the type of trailer trash who sucks dick a lot (A LOT!) and swallows so much cum that her belly is full of it, causing her to "burp" or "belch," if you will, cum.
I wouldn't take Jane to any kind of fancy resteraunt since she's nothing but cum belching trailer trash anyway.

Why would you want to meet chicks at the flea-market? All you're gonna find there is a bunch of cum belching trailer trash.
cum belching trailer trash by Dale E. September 18, 2008

Blood Belching Vagina 

1) A menstruating girl's vagina.
2) Synonym for a stupid person.
Bobby: Dani, why are you being such a bitch lately?
Dani: I can't help it, I have a blood belching vagina!
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