Procrasturbation

pro·cras·tur·ba·tion
  proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.

She was smart, but her constant procrasturbation led her to be late with almost every assignment.

by Griffon727 September 14, 2012

Procrasturbation

The art of procrastination through the medium of masturbation.

'My head hurts after a week of solid revision'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'

by NolanWilliams May 20, 2013

procrapsturbate

When you have work to do and you have to go poop, but after pooping you sit on the toilet and masturbate because you don't want to go back to work.

See also procrasturbate and poopcrastinate.

"I had been working on calc homework for like an hour so I went to the bathroom for a routine poopcrastination...little did I know my stupid stepdad had been over the night before and left his Hustler on top of the toilet. Before I knew I had started to procrapsturbate."

by fisalerkle July 18, 2014

Procrasturbation

Masturbation used only as a means of procrastination.

Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.

by charitable_bacon December 15, 2014

procrasterbate

To procrastonate by masterbation

Yo did you get ur homework done ? Nah man I just procrasterbate

by bdkkc February 17, 2015

procrasturbation

When you have stuff to be doing, but you masturbate instead of doing that

I had so much work to do, but instead, I had a session of procrasturbation

by Jstuie13 May 19, 2016

Procrasterbate

The act of stalling or avoiding important tasks, and using the time to masterbate instead.

Did your brother make it to Dallas yet? -No, he PROCRASTERBATED all day, and missed every flight out!

by Beege the Great August 25, 2016