When tit fucking a girl, stick the tip of you're dick up her one nostril when you're about to blow you're load. If you blow good enough it should shoot out the other nostril.
by erratic_hondamatic_man August 22, 2003
Get the noser mug.The act of leaving work with someone you are not married to and engaging in a sexual act. Preferably in a car/SUV that you have parked in a parking garage. The location is normally thought to be a secret so that coworkers will not know of the affair. But is normally known to people that park in the garage.
by dag2008 June 24, 2008
Get the nooner mug.the act of a small dog..usually a jack Russell/chihuahua...whom in their excitement violate your nasal cavities.
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Get the Nooker mug.A four step process of entertainment in which:
1. One finds oneself with (or intentially induces) anal prolapse (also known as the pink sock).
2. One uses the protruding intestine to choke out a Pomeranian dog.
3. One grabs the unconscious Pomeranian by the hind legs and proceeds to swing it around, hitting it against anything and anyone.
4. One throws away the bloody pulp of a dog once it resembles the pink sock, preferably in public.
1. One finds oneself with (or intentially induces) anal prolapse (also known as the pink sock).
2. One uses the protruding intestine to choke out a Pomeranian dog.
3. One grabs the unconscious Pomeranian by the hind legs and proceeds to swing it around, hitting it against anything and anyone.
4. One throws away the bloody pulp of a dog once it resembles the pink sock, preferably in public.
"I don't know if it was those biscuits I ate, or the Pomeranian Butt Noose... but I'm not feelin' so good."
"'When you see a Pomeranian, don't you just want to choke it out with your inverted intestine and beat the unconscious body into a pulp?'
'Obviously, dude... What did you think we were doing at the dog parks every Saturday?'"
"'When you see a Pomeranian, don't you just want to choke it out with your inverted intestine and beat the unconscious body into a pulp?'
'Obviously, dude... What did you think we were doing at the dog parks every Saturday?'"
by oooooKay Cizzzzzle October 28, 2010
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by S.o.p.h.i.e. August 23, 2006
Get the Noobers mug.A type of stuffed animal which has many uses. First and foremost holding and protecting his family from outsiders
(roomates). Second is to a be comfortable pillow in which loved ones my rest their heads. Nooder also contains a very comfortable lovesac blanket. Very useful for coooooooodling
(roomates). Second is to a be comfortable pillow in which loved ones my rest their heads. Nooder also contains a very comfortable lovesac blanket. Very useful for coooooooodling
Katie.."Did you put the kids away"..
Pat.."Yes nooder is watching them"..
Katie..."I love using nooder while I coooodle. Its my favorite"..
Pat.."Yes nooder is watching them"..
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by hehheehhe March 25, 2011
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