mobentley

Is a person with a lot of swag. The life of the party. They can always make you smile in the times when you are down. They also have a great smile themselves. They make great listeners and are full of advice. Usually down to earth people. Don't make a mobentley mad though. They can get quite angry when made upset.

person 1: I was so upset yesterday, bro

person 2: dang, you ok?

person 1: yeah I talked to a mobentley.

by volcomswag October 24, 2011

Mowed down by the screws

Arrested.

Popularized very briefly by Archie Bunker.

Lester got mowed down by the screws at Occupy Wall Street today.

by LightninRon November 7, 2011

Moked

adjective, 1) unnecessarily sliding a motorcycle (preferably belonging to someone else but not always) across the pavement while flopping along side it like a rag doll in a washing machine.

Dude, you moked bad on that ice!

by Davey Dog July 24, 2012

Moben Joke

When a joke is so bad you have to refer to it as a 'moben joke', this is the epitome of shitness.

"Friend A: What did one fish say to the other?
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."

by MSquared March 23, 2012

mobied

The act of a fat person, a whale, knocking you over.

Some fat dude mobied me last night in the moshpit.

by milkdudsss July 3, 2012

mopedale

A man usually with a beard, likes to play video games all the time (mostly as a job), isn't very rich, and likes to play music.

Woah man your like a mopedale

by KeithHolmes12351 December 11, 2013

Mowed My Yard

A phrase or statement that ladies say when they just got the D.
Usually used as a creative way to hide from the public she just got the D.

"Girl after I left the club last night,
Derrick came over and mowed my yard good honey."

by Homeboy12 June 30, 2014