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lizard lip

To drink liquor straight from the bottle, instead of pouring into a shot glass or mixing it with another drink like a normal person would.
Person A: (refering to half bottle of bacardi 151) Dude, you could totally finish that right now! Just lizard lip that shit.

Drunkard: Hahaha no way, there is so much left in there! Blargh!

Person A: (to self) Foiled again!
by sandstorm810 October 27, 2011
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Leak the Lizard

When a male has to urinate. Usually said in a casual manner. Same as saying "Excuse me folks, but I need to urinate."
Frank: "Oh dude, hold on, I gotta leak the lizard."

Mitch: "K, I'll go wait in the car."
by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010
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In a beef lizard

in short, translated means: "In a little while"

"In a" - your bog standard meaning of In A. it could mean in a box but not in this case... it means "In A (insert time phrase here)"

"beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.

"Lizard." - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sound like while - D.
tom: when you out G?

JD:In a beef lizard! chill out man, i can't be doing 200 things at once if you know what i'm saying!

tom: Aight man cool!
by ducky2307 November 23, 2006
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Prominent Lizard

One who walks the public streets dressed in a Lizard costume.
by SingMyOwn January 3, 2009
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Muddy Lizard

Laina622, would you eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars?

Laina: Yes. For one million dollars, I would eat a muddy lizard.
by treebobjoe July 8, 2012
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lizard (hank)

a lizard of the strawberry blonde persuasion, native in minnesota and kansas, but also has been spotted in the metropolitan area of chicago. although they are rarely seen eating, many believe that the hank lizard thrives off of a diet of bananas and oversized chocolate chip cookies a la mode. not known for their refined vision, hank lizards are often seen wearing nerd glasses.
Although many lizards are known for their active and agile tongues, the hank lizard will decidedly not suck face.
by smelly girl September 13, 2004
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Squeaking Lizard

1. When, in intercourse, the males penis squeaks when pulled in and out.

2. A reptile who makes loud high-pitched sounds.
"Dude our squeaking lizard was so loud last night."

"I couldn't get to sleep because of that squeaking lizard!"
by AlbinoApe September 1, 2008
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