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front junk

A male's bulge outline, visibly emphasised when wearing unneccesarily tight trackpants; usually frowned upon by society as a whole.
Bree: Hey Kaylee, did you see that guys front junk?

Kaylee: Yeah, his trackies are too tight.

Bystander: Are you talking about that guys front junk? He should invest in a baggier track pant, or at least choose a darker colour.
by cannas™ November 3, 2008
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Fake and front

The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.

Putting up a front; being fake.

Putting on a facade.
Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.

Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014
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front wipe

The act of wiping your butt-hole from in-between your legs, rather than the tradition behind the back method. Usually resulting in smearing, ball berries, and everlasting virginity.
"I just tried the front wipe, and got crap all over myself."
by Roghog October 10, 2014
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buck fronts

damn that girl has some gnarly buck fronts.
by b0n3sk1 January 12, 2009
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Double Front

Double Front, Double Fronting, Double Fronted

Definition: Exciting sex act involving three people, where two sets of female genitals are presented to a lucky third party for the purpose of maximum arousal and visual stimulation.
"How was your weekend Alex ?"
"Ohhhh man , it was so good!!!! Lucy and Georgia double fronted me! It was hot af"
"Double fronting?"
"Yeah broseph, I lay down, they both took their panties off and knelt just above my head...two pussys right there, in my face dude!"
"Awww dang! I'm jealous bro!"
by baby girl 2 hot 2 handle xoxo September 5, 2023
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Front the dome

To give a guy you have no actual relationship with a random blow job.
That girl over there is so slutty. She'll definitely front the dome.
by LMLYMI January 8, 2009
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front eddy

Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.
"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."
by Inventorsofthefronteddy March 7, 2015
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