A male's bulge outline, visibly emphasised when wearing unneccesarily tight trackpants; usually frowned upon by society as a whole.
Bree: Hey Kaylee, did you see that guys front junk?
Kaylee: Yeah, his trackies are too tight.
Bystander: Are you talking about that guys front junk? He should invest in a baggier track pant, or at least choose a darker colour.
Kaylee: Yeah, his trackies are too tight.
Bystander: Are you talking about that guys front junk? He should invest in a baggier track pant, or at least choose a darker colour.
by cannas™ September 22, 2008
The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.
Putting up a front; being fake.
Putting on a facade.
Putting up a front; being fake.
Putting on a facade.
Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.
Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014
The act of wiping your butt-hole from in-between your legs, rather than the tradition behind the back method. Usually resulting in smearing, ball berries, and everlasting virginity.
by Roghog October 09, 2014
by b0n3sk1 September 24, 2008
The same as your back story only different. The direction is different. Your front story is Vuja De and your back story is Deja Vu. Since Deja Vu is been there done that then Vuja De is going there doing that. If people don't know your front story then they can't come alongside you and help you because doing so helps them.
In order to realize that we have enough overlap to help each other going forward after just meeting I'd need to know as much about your front story as possible.
by Netfriending September 08, 2018
The act of waving your penis up and down like an Elephants trunk whilst wearing an Elephant G-String and making elephant sounds.
by AbAbsurnwef54665465465wfwefwef May 10, 2019
A common situation where a vehicle pulls in front of you, always traveling much more slowly, which you can not pass due to heavy traffic or road design, and is inexplicably making every single turn you intend to make until you reach your destination.
When driving through a subdivision to get to a fiend's house, a fully-loaded moving van or a driver who is lost, creeps along in front of you, making every turn you need to, and will remain in front of you for the entirety until you reach that friend's house.
"Sorry I'm late. I was stuck behind a school bus that was following in front of me and I never had an opportunity to pass it."
"Sorry I'm late. I was stuck behind a school bus that was following in front of me and I never had an opportunity to pass it."
by Cale Dempster June 17, 2010