On the Train

A massive uncontrollable desire to get laid; yet ironically impossible to get laid because you act so thirsty
Mark: Dude let's go to the Freshmen bar

Serg: Why?
Mark: Dude it has good music

Serg: Nah bro your on the train
Mark: Come on, just for ten minutes

Serg: Okay i'm boarding the train
by BulgeBracketBanka February 10, 2019
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Front Office Faded (FOF)

When you are an Investment Banker on Wall Street and go to a club/bar with the intention of getting hammered after a long week of work.
Paul: "Are you going to the club later?"
Jeremy: "Yeah I'm gonna get Front Office Faded (FOF)"
Paul: "Wow, Jeremy is so cool because he is in the Front Office of a major financial institution , and is about to go to a club"
by BulgeBracketBanka February 22, 2018
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