frontload

drinking any form of alcohol at home prior to hitting the bar scene in order to:

a.)avoid unnecessary partying costs
b.)arrive with a "foreign package"

He had the foresight to frontload before heading out for the night.

by sheila in the car January 28, 2008

frontload

Pertaining to physical health. The act of eating, drinking, sniffing, smoking, rolling, sinfully and wickedly with reckless abandonment while your young.

I'd rather frontload and live wildly while I can! After-all "your only young once".

by Miah December 10, 2006

frontload

1. to get a horrendous beating in a sport or other competitive activity

2. to drink such a tremendous amount of alcohol that you make a fool of yourself, throw up and fall down

How was the game last night?
Terrible, we got frontloaded.

Dude you were frontloaded last night.
I wish I could remember. Did I have fun?

by zallp August 16, 2009

frontload

Dropping a sperm load into a fat chicks bellybutton

Last night, I took a 300 pounder home and couldn't get into her pussy, so I frontloaded her..

by Horseballs63 November 19, 2016

frontload

to pin an article of clothing to ones taint in order to quiet an irritating itch, caused from an accumulation of poopy ass hole sweat in the taint area.

Dan (the dumb ass nigger) frontloaded his boxers into his taint to scratch an itch, when he knew he was scratching an itch cured only by soapy water and vigorous scrubbing.

by VJL January 20, 2009

frontload

Drinking a lot at the beginning of the event so you have time to sober up before heading home.

Ashley frontloaded as soon as she got to the party, so she would make her 1am curfew.

by joyco September 30, 2020

frontlord

an expert in oral sex, a "lord of the fronts". may indicate a particular obsession with it, sometimes alarmingly so. gender neutral, both in giver and receiver.

I wanted to fuck, but she was being such a frontlord

by FourAM January 8, 2015