Matthew j Zak's definitions

back padio

When you’re very religious and you want to remain a virgin

An Anal session

Mark: Me and Mary didn’t want to upset the lord so we stuck to a back padio all night

Matthew: righteous dude

by Matthew j Zak December 12, 2021

italian chew toys

Edibles that will fuck you up to oblivion and cause you to have blue balls for the extreme agression of trying to get a blow job from every girl at the party that you decided to take the edibles at…

Max: Matthew took Italian chew toys last night, and forced Mary to give him head

Jack: we’ll what happened??

Max: Matt’s in prison now lol

by Matthew j Zak December 13, 2021

Front wheel drive

When you take a toy car and run it up and down your homies ass

Matthew: Dude that front wheel drive felt really good, thanks my g

Matthew 2: no problem homie, I wouldn’t mind doing it again ;)

by Matthew j Zak December 13, 2021

A filler

A snack so good and righteous that it fills you up to the brim

Amelie: Max wanna go get a filler?
*they walk to the vending machine

by Matthew j Zak December 8, 2022