Critical Race Theory

A hybrid scholarly/activist approach that seeks to read ‘systemic racism’ into every racial disparity (specifically, those where Black people are at a disadvantage), along with advocacy of policies to redistribute income, wealth, legal rights & privileges, and political power. These are intended to equalize outcomes for Blacks and Whites in relation to those selected disparities.

The main ‘method of inquiry’ employed in CRT is its creative use of language, selective examples, and the redefinition of familiar terms that you thought were well-settled. These serve to catastrophize racial disparities, close down lines of inquiry that may lead to non-racialized explanations, and hence to convey a strong moral compulsion to accept CRT’s redistributive policies.

Only one way to get woke bro - study Critical Race Theory. It’s all the rage in today’s colleges and mainstream media. Even the Army is on it now!

by anonymous May 24, 2021

critch

Crotch itch. Itchy genitals.

I have a huge critch, I hope it's not an STD

by Crotchity Critch October 4, 2004

Critical memory

My disabled offline personal time machine once used to relive bad experiences with the sole purpose of finding the responsible person and punishing them instead of allowing God's karma to do it for me.

progressives have not disabled critical memory and still use it for vigilante social justice.

Personal inner tranquility was instant the moment I disabled my Critical memory and took it offline.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

split critter

a vagina or the imprint of a pussy

im hunting the elusive split critter

by jackazz September 15, 2003

Sea Critters

The gross little sea animals that walk the sea floor. Does not include fish.

ex: Crabs

Maria won't touch the ocean floor because she is afraid of sea critters.

by Lethalxrose August 3, 2010

critter beating

Driving around with one or more friends at night killing small animals with "beaters". Beaters consist of baseball bats, field hockey sticks, machetes, lawn mower blades, or any other instrument that will fuck up a small animal. Animals usually killed while beating are opposums, raccoons, porcupines, cats, rabbits, deer(hit with car to dissable deer, then exterminate with beater). Animals to stay away from: skunks, bear and dogs that are in peoples yards. Owners of dogs usually dont like to see people beating the fuck out of their dog.

Adam: Hey luke wanna go critter beating tonight?
Luke: Sure, i'll grab my beaters and be right over.
Adam: okay sounds good, i hope we get a coon or opposum.
Luke: yeah and hopefully not a skunk!

by Plasticupp June 28, 2010

Criticism

Criticism is the analysis/judgement of the flaws and faults of artistic work.

"Even though the movie was great there were some criticisms I have."

by AllosaurusFragilis December 20, 2018