Clamdipher

The act of two Lesbians locking labia lips while one has a yeast infection Fornicating in an up-and-down motion as if playing a harmonica.

" I first witnessed the clamdipher at a brothel in Amsterdam..."

by Jewfritter February 6, 2014

Cladunkle

When two peoples head come in contact at a high speed

I was running down the road and when I turned around me and chads head cladunkle

by alwaysjjgoodwinning December 23, 2014

clandau

When your anus gets ripped

Josh made me clandau

by Yea hgkeb September 2, 2016

cladirty

When something is neither clean nor dirty, but a mix of both.

I wore my clothes for part of the day but they're not dirty enough to wash. Cladirty pile!

by yoyoyokittycat July 26, 2016

clanders

A very bland person who doesn't have much of a personality much like the patriots head coach. Typically very boring and unfunny. Also most turn out to be a vampire and aren't good at video games.

"Wow he sounds like a Clanders with his monotone voice"

by Pastaboy May 28, 2016

claudella

A woman who will love you but hurt her kids and you will see the psycho come out. She can go from Snow White to Freddy Krueger in less than a second if you mess with her kids.

Don't mess with my son or I'll go Claudella on you.

by Claudella December 21, 2016

Clardy

Short man with a short penis. Another word for short man syndrome. Business success. Liar and manipulator.

Clardy is supposed to be at work, but is actually at Mrs. Jones house.

by Rudeboi Cool P January 11, 2017