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A strong man who is adored by everyone. He is usually a football player. When he is not playing football, he'll be studying or socializing. He is smart and athletic and the star player. He is thought of as a player, only because all the girls have a crush on him. He is usually popular and has many friends. Clawds are amazing people and if you ever meet a Clawd, you sure are lucky to have him in your world!

"Look, it's Clawd!"

"Did you see that touchdown he made yesterday?"

"How could I not? He's so hot!"
"I wish I was lucky enough to be dating him."

clawd by Goodfairyperson October 3, 2017

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Cawd!

Lorne Armstrong's catchphrase from when he was caught on To Catch a Predator.

Chris Hansen: "I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on adults who meet teens online for sex"

(Cameras come out)

Lorne Armstrong: "Cawd!"

Cawd! by KatieZ111 July 20, 2017

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Clawdoggin

To consume a White Claw

Rizz was clawdoggin at the party last night.

Clawdoggin by Tacowolf7 September 29, 2019

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Clamdangle

Oversized vagina lips

Damn i was eating out that bitch last night and her clamdangle got all caught up in my beard

Clamdangle by dogtoucher.com November 28, 2010

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Jean Claude van Deuce

The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.

Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.

Jean Claude van Deuce by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019

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Clawdeen wolf

A monster high character. She wears a black and purple jacket with fur. Under her jacket she wears a salmon tiger-stripe (Tube top?) The reason why I love her is because shes a wolf :)

Me: Mommy Can I get a clawdeen wolf doll?
Mom: Shes 200 dollars tho smh

Clawdeen wolf by Gwen .-. January 25, 2021

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deek yo claddy

When someone roasts you, your claddy has been deeked. To figuratively get your cheeks clapped.

A 12 year old started dissing me in the COD lobby, so I told him to drop his address so I could, "deek yo claddy."

deek yo claddy by ThaBoiChommey March 23, 2021

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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