Clawdabbered 

adj. The state of being inebriated or drunk

Jackson is so clawdabbered he can't even walk straight!

Clawdabbered by A Clockwork Alex October 9, 2008

cadabbered 

when you take too many dabs and can no longer function properly. originates from the term cadaver.

Vince was so cadabbered that he couldn't get off the couch, what a meat head.

dude, that guy is cadabered.

cadabbered by themeats February 28, 2013