Bloagie Haven

The act of a girl giving a blowjob to a dude while he is eating a sandwhich from Hoagie Haven (Phat Lady, Sanchez, Wake Up Call, etc.)

Girl: Can i give you a blowjob?
Dude: Yeah hold on, let me get my Phat Lady
Girl: okay fine, bloagie haven it is :)

by Dentyne Ice 3 September 9, 2010

Bloasting

The activity of writing a blog post.

I am bloasting tonight.

I am going to publish a bloast tonight.

by MacFrost October 18, 2017

Blogan

A bogan whose name is Logan

Blogan came up to me at school and asked me for some "cummies in his tummy". Fucken weirdo.

by Mo3 L3st3r May 11, 2022

Chipot-Bloat

any abnormal general swelling, or increase in diameter of the abdominal area following ingestion of large food quantities from a slightly elevated mexican fast food chain

Following a carnitas burrito, a quesadilla and two bags of limey-saltarrific chips, Joe Collegestudent rocket slam-dunked for the first time in his life before collapsing on his dorm bed with his girlfriend. The night turned south once his overwhelming flatulence and paralyzing chipot-bloat prevented him from advancing past first base.

by Dave-S March 29, 2011

bloater

anybody who uses illegal steroids and or human growth hormone

he gained 50 pounds of muscle in 6 months. he has to be a bloater

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Bloatscrape

A man with a scrapeing bloat face

DUDE! Is that a scrapeing bloat on your face!? BLOATFACE!!

by Sean April 10, 2003

bloagie

The act of receiving oral gratification while simultaneously enjoying a delicious hoagie. Originated on Philadelphia's Preston and Steve Show 93.3 FM 10/25/07.

Hungry and horny, they decided to kill 2 birds with one stone and go for a bloagie in the Wawa parking lot.

by Crow T Robot November 13, 2007