security blanket

An object or act that assures one of safety and security.
This phrase was first derived from the blanket a characket from Peanuts(Charlie brown) always had with him. If memory serves me right a US Present coined the phrase.

1. The addition of cameras and patrolling officers will creat a security blanket for the students on campus.
2. Driving fast makes me feel safe. Like wrapping a blanket around me, it shields all the bad things from coming in.

by Machinus July 27, 2005

Pig in a blanket

1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll

1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!

2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!

3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket

by Martin March 16, 2005

blankety blank

A verbal euphemism for swearing.

Keep your blankety blank hands off my CD's!!!

by Jack Joplin March 11, 2008

Sperm Blanket

Blanket on top of hotel/motel beds, this is the sheets with the jizz, don't touch it, or you will be spermified,

Jim-dude, whats that?
Harlem- Man, thats the sperm blanket,
Jim-Better take the couch

by The man whose not afraid to January 20, 2009

blanket drill

British euphemism for sex OR

Something that happens in really cheesy women's prison movies, where a woman (usually only half protestingly) is forced to have sex with her fellow inmates.

Let's go to a hotel, luv, make a tent from the bedcovers, and have a blanket drill

I love the part in the movie where the woman guard gets gang banged by half a dozen female inmates having a blanket drill

by Betty Rocks September 24, 2006

Blanket Wank

The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.

I just had the most furious blanket wank ever

by AledLlyr November 23, 2011

Blanket pet

Farting under a blanket.

After consuming a large quantity of beans Bob made several blanket pets!

by Troll trollin' August 16, 2011