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Blanket on top of hotel/motel beds, this is the sheets with the jizz, don't touch it, or you will be spermified,
Jim-dude, whats that?
Harlem- Man, thats the sperm blanket,
Jim-Better take the couch
by The man whose not afraid to January 20, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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