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cookie baker

a person who cooks methamphetamines in a homemade laboratory usualy located in a trailer house
These boys keep callin for Los the cookie baker.
by south park mexican March 18, 2004
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bakersfield chalupa

When one takes a dump on a passed out woman's chest after coitus. Much like the infamous Cleveland Steamer, except with the Bakersfield Chalupa, there is a lot of corn in the mix.
Man, I ate six ears of silver queen last night and ended up laying down a nice Bakersfield Chalupa on Candy's chest after a very zesty session.
by colonel hogan August 21, 2006
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mini-baller

Usally male, a mini-baller is single, aged 22-30, and has a six-figure income. He tries to be a "baller" but can't quite afford it. He lives a "mini-baller lifestyle" which involves over-spending his large income on weekend travel, expensive clothes, and alcohol. His life goal is to become a regular "baller" but he usually doesn't get there.
So are you and the other mini-ballers going to the world cup in South Africa or what? I heard you guys get it done.
by Mini-baller February 4, 2007
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snow baller

The act of catching another persons' seminal fluid in your mouth and then swapping the fluid to another persons' mouth.
We had a good time last night, I snow balled Jerry to Linda a couple times.
by Snapdragon January 3, 2004
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Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.
1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.
by WiL S. (BoNe) August 6, 2007
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Bakery

A Woman who has enough fat rolls to open up a large scale baking operation.
oh my god she was a total bakery! Dude nice slummin on that bakery
by dJJazzyJeff123 March 6, 2010
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Baller Status

someone who everyone recongnizes for their accomplishments and what they have...
Lebron James is 22 and is riding on baller status, he is the clevland cavaliers and owns everything
by clarence thomas June 11, 2006
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