super vampire

does not need to sleep at all. immune to garlic. weaknesses include : breasts, humid weather, and jazz

"a super vampire can kill a man with his bare hands, but when he touches boobs his heart explodes."

by Dr. Watts February 7, 2006

The Vampire's Assistant

An extremely kick-ass movie which is much better and more accurate on vampires than Twilight.

If you saw The Vampire's Assistant, then you have seen the best movie ever!

by DarkAngelOfIllusion October 25, 2009

Lesbian Vampire

A lesbian women who enjoys eating out another women particularly when they are on their period.

Susie: Are you menstruating?

Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!

by German Whore June 7, 2009

Vagepire

Someone who eats out a vagina after they have popped the cherry or while the girl is on her period and it is bleeding.

Josh: Dude i ate her out.
Craig: Holy shit man. She was bleeding. You are a vagepire!

by MO7013 November 17, 2009

Vagpire

A type of vampire that solely lives off of period blood. AKA Vampon

"I hear their menstruation attracts Vagpires" "You hear that?! Now you're endangering the whole office!"

by pandQ March 24, 2010

Vampire Tanning

the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.

Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.

by LUchica14 October 24, 2011

vampire love ceremony

Where two people drink a small amount of each others blood at the same time. usually in a cup or glass to express an emotional bond or love between them. It is mostly based on the idea of quantum entanglement.

They did the vampire love ceremony.

by leonardo draculay October 16, 2014