Jerk Safari

The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.

Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!

Stranger: Thats great man.

Charlie: Fuck oath champ!

by Mr Floral shirt June 12, 2014

Medo safa

They will have a very nice feature And there the most people that you will see them together that things that i can describe

Medo safa is the most people that you can be together

by Adam jake May 30, 2018

Sarfin Safari

A Kook or pod of Kooks that aren’t just the typical beach goer but a kind ready to feast into the unknown experience of getting pitted, barreled, scarfed, rocked, and washed all at the same time. Usually spotted by the carefully planned transportation of the sarfing board gettin verticle in the back of a 4-seater VW slug-bug convertible or some other like means of transport. There’s also the occasional wetsuit hanging side mirror tactic that really means the Kook felt the effects of a full fledged Sarfin Safari that day. This is when the Kook is expected to Shaka and grin because #weouthea

A: Hey man I think I nabbed a Kook over there who just got shook on a Sarfin Safari.

B: You mean the one with the board strapped to the windshield wiper still dripping wet from mad tubes brah?

A: Yeah man, all I can say is now I’m #hardforsoftops.

by cnmjarrell July 9, 2019

Urban safari

Bringing an individual with a higher socioeconomic background into a underpriviledged, usually high in crime statistics. I.e. the ghetto.

Let's take the prepboy, Alexander, to an urban safari throughout Detroit and show him how things really play out in these parts.

by Notorious P.I.P May 23, 2020

Persian Safai

he smells like absolute shit and loves belly flops

We held our nose and gaged when Persian safai entered the room

by Froggy safai October 12, 2020

tia safalin

lee’s wife

person 1: "hey, have you seen lees wife?"
person 2: "huh? oh yeah, i saw tia safalin earlier."

by tristis July 7, 2021

Orlando Safari

The act of inserting a dildo in a female anus while having penatrative vaginal intercourse.

Honey I know you're trying hard but your penis isn't working for me. We need to go on an Orlando Safari so I can have fun too.

by Colorado Mountain High June 17, 2023