Slother

When you slaughter someone slowly

I’m going to slother you!

by Sloth24 February 4, 2019

slothism

The religion which worships the red-assed sloth.

'And the sloth, with his power and wisdom, said "Let there be light!", and he flipped on the light switch.'

Source: Slothism bible - page 1

by Sloth Worshipper October 9, 2008

Slothy

Verb;Adjective. When you're so drunk/high that everything appears to be in slow motion. This can be a very fun experience.

Tom: "Hey Fred, how drunk were you last night?"

Fred: "I don't even know man, I got real Slothy!"

by D. Lux April 17, 2012

Slothing

the act of lofting around lifelessly like a useless and lazy lifeless form, akin to the slow moving 3 toed long armed shaggy creature that roams the south African Saharas.

jones: hey radz do you want to go to the gym with me tonight
radz: honestly, im really not in the mood im just going to be slothing around the house, 3 toed style. WORD

by radbud February 17, 2009

slothover

the aftermath of a massive sugar or caffeine rush. signs include headache, rapid blured memory, slow reflexes and movement

"I drank too much root beer and woke up with a slothover"

by matthew May 13, 2005

spothitter

a person that peforms an action that pleases one's self and another person

Knice was that girl's spothitter last night; Knice was hittin that girl's spot

by lovebitchface May 6, 2008

Slothenius

A human that tends to be rather smart, yet displays absolutely no motivation. Takes forever to do everyday activities, responds to text messages hours later. When coming up with a good idea has a minimum 6 week brewing process before it gets started.

The Slothenius was asked to fix a door. 10 minutes later it responds, "Yeah…. we'll figure it out." Two months later the door was fixed perfectly.

by slothtammer December 8, 2010