slothism

The religion which worships the red-assed sloth.

'And the sloth, with his power and wisdom, said "Let there be light!", and he flipped on the light switch.'

Source: Slothism bible - page 1

by Sloth Worshipper October 09, 2008

Slothism

A medical condition where the victim cannot complete any task in a timely manner.

Sorry I was late. My mom was having a severe case of slothism, and took an hour to get ready.

by Giraffe africa September 18, 2010